The Lonesome West comes to Thomastown

The Fionn Mac Cumhaill Players are currently on tour with the Martin Mac Donagh classic play ‘The Lonesome West’ . Following two successful performances to date, they are coming to The Concert Hall in Thomastown this weekend

The Lonesome West features the persistently arguing brothers Coleman and Valene, whose father has just died in a shotgun ‘accident.’

Valene is only interested in his religious ornaments and drinking poteen.

Coleman is only interested in eating, and attends funerals to collect free sausage rolls and vol au vonts.

Valene goes out to help drag the body of Garda Thomas Hanlon (character in “A Skull in Connemara”) out of the lake with Father Welsh.

Hanlon had just killed himself. Coleman pretends to follow, delaying to tie his shoelace, despite the fact that he was wearing loafers.

While alone in the house, he destroys all of Valene’s plastic figurines, by placing them in Valene’s new stove.

Only Father Welsh, the alcoholic parish priest, attempts to fix their relationship, but his advice mostly goes unheard.

It is revealed later in the play that Coleman had shot his father because he insulted his (Coleman’s) new haircut.

Valene agreed to provide a false alibi for Coleman, stating that their father’s death was accidental.

In exchange, he demanded Coleman’s share of the inheritance money. Neither of the brothers show any grief or remorse at their father’s death.

The two brothers fight over everything and anything.

Valene attacks Coleman over eating his crisps, and they fight over whose turn it is to read the magazine, and who left the top off Valene’s pen.

Father Welsh, depressed because of the hatred between the brothers, and with a low self-esteem, writes a letter begging the brothers to get along, asserting that he will stake his soul on it.

Father Welsh then proceeds to drown himself in the lake.

This act is significant, as there has already been a lengthy discussion about suicide in the play.

The characters believe that damnation follows suicide for the victims.

When Coleman and Valene read his letter, they attempt to reconcile themselves, and a “confessions” scene ensues, in which the brothers take turns to admit the wrongs that they had secretly done to each other in the past, and to forgive each other’s “sins.” Coleman loses his temper when Valene admits to shoving a pencil down the throat of a Coleman’s old girlfriend, causing her to then fall in love with the doctor that removed it. Valene says “Try and top that one for yourself.” Coleman delivers an even more terrible confession, revealing that he cut the ears off Valene’s dog two years previously, presenting the evidence of the evidence of the severed dog’s ears in a brown paper bag.

In shock, Valene attempts to murder Coleman with a kitchen knife, but Coleman in turn destroys Valene’s stove with multiple shot gun blasts, and smashes his new collection of ceramic religious figurines. After a standoff, they calm down and Coleman apologises sincerely; they concede that “Maybe Father Walsh’s Welsh’s soul’ll be all right so.”

Director Anne Williamson. Stage manager Eugene O Meara.

Cast : Valene Connor ,Noel Clancy. Coleman Connor, Will Condon.

Fr. Welsh John Morris, Girleen, Louise Fallon.

The Lonesome West will be staged at Thomastown on Sunday November 27

Photos, John D Kelly

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